Ain't Nobody Got Time Fo Dat??? Well fuck you too.

Sub yo, it's been a while.

I think a lot of people who are or were in this situation try to get out of it:

Well, this is what I have to say to y'all:

So I have this friend, let's just call her S. I consider her one of my closest friends and I try to hang out with her at least once every week. She talked me into getting a Viber, a Snapchat and a LINE, so it'll be easier to keep in touch with each other. Now, if you know me, you would know that I despise any kind of social networking BS other than Facebook, so all my other friends are literally astounded when I got an account for each of the sites mentioned above. First it was all good and well. We Snapchatted and Vibered and texted each other like any normal friends would. She told me secrets and I confided my emotional turmoils with her. And when I went through a really difficult time she was there for me and she promised me she will always be.

Now, you should know that the thing that tied us together so fast was that we both agreed hanging out with guys are easier than hanging with girls because there are less drama involved. We both have this understanding that we are not girls who enjoy dramatic friendships. If we don't like something, we say it. We don't hide shit from each other. The mutual undrstanding is that this friendship is built on honesty and nothing else. 

Right. So after a bit, she decided she was gonna move closer to a bunch of guy mutual friends we have due to her work, and that was all good. But gradually, we started seeing less of each other, and the Snapchatting, Vibering and texting soon followed suit and it wasn't long before the communication between us stopped entirely. Normally I wouldn't give a fuck, but what pissed me off so much was the lack of effort she put into saving this friendship. I understood the need she must have to have some space, but TELL ME THE FUCK ABOUT IT. Every message was seen but not replied and every call was ignored. BITCH IF YOU DON'T WANNA BE FRIENDS THEN COME CLEAN ABOUT IT. Now, it's not like I'm this overly attached friend or some shit..

I gave you space, AND LOTS OF IT, TOO. I just cannot stand people who say one thing but turn around and does another. You want less drama? Then goddamn work for it. Don't say you care and then stab me in the back. Don't call me your best friend and not answer my call. Don't bullshit me about how you don't have time to hang when you manage to spend weekends passed out drunk at some random guy's party. Don't tell me you can't be bothered texting me back when I saw you spending every waking hour texting a guy you've known for all of three days. Don't fucking lie to me and expect me to believe your crap. And last of all, stop trying to hide your skank self behind that I don't want drama bullshit. Wanna fuck me over? 

This friendship's over, bitch!